Thursday, November 18, 2010

Today's Top News?

Palin says she can beat Obama (Palin can't handle the criticizm that comes with being President.. "Today Predsident Palin declared war on England because The Sun made fun of her in their headlines") Celebitician? Polebrity?
Donald Trump 'thinking about' taking on Sarah Palin in presidential bid (Atleast he has done something with his life)
Jobless Claims in U.S. Increase Less Than Forecast (Isn't that like saying "Dallas Cowboys Lose By Less Points than Expected?")
Why The Beatles' arrival on iTunes matters (So Steve Jobs and Paul McCartney and Ringo, or the Jackson Family Can make more Money?)
FDA: Caffeinated Alcoholic Drinks Are Unsafe
(Mixing Uppers and Downers is a Bad Idea? Blackout drunk but still standing?)

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